2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule

[Chasbo00]

2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.

4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America ' led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”

5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” - Michelle Obama.
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers.

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

[OakRidgeStars]

I guess they weren't able to squeeze in Sandra Fluke's seminar on responsible parenting

[Kreutz]

BS! My schedule has a 4:35PM homosexual orgy....written in pencil. DAMN YOU BARNEY FRANK!

I FELL FOR THAT LAST TIME!

[Chasbo00]

BS! My schedule has a 4:35PM homosexual orgy....written in pencil. DAMN YOU BARNEY FRANK!

I FELL FOR THAT LAST TIME!

They had to cancel that as he is married now. Besides, he's not running again. Happy days!

[Jakeiscrazy]

Isn't there suppose to be a presentation on making successful people appear like criminals?

[VBshooter]

Ceremonial sacrafice of the NRA? Tearing the Constitution in half? All the things they hold dear in their destruction of he United States..

[Kreutz]

They had to cancel that as he is married now. Besides, he's not running again. Happy days!

"Married". Thats adorable.