Milwaukee mayor hit with pipe

[baz]

Milwaukee mayor was hit with pipe

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,539 ... latestnews

Too bad he was not open carrying. Also, too bad he could not CC.

[BlueTiki]

Man, out at the fair with the wife and kids. That sucks!

[allingeneral]

BAN ALL PIPES!!

[Moccasin]

They should all be registered and you should be required to have a license before you can get one.

[OakRidgeStars]

BAN ALL PIPES!!

If you outlaw pipes, only outlaws will have pipes

[VBshooter]

I wonder if it was one of those dreaded "assault " pipes you hear about?.

[gregj]

Was it one of those evil black pipes?

[VBshooter]

Man someone needs to call the Nut squads from CA,MA,NJ,NY,IL and tell them about these evil, black, high capacity? pipes and tell them to call a coven and begin the beguine on legislating them out of existince for the good of all of us. ..

[zephyp]

I wonder if it was one of those dreaded "assault " pipes you hear about?.

VGOF News Wire

The pipe used to attack the Milwaukee mayor had unlimited capacity for striking anyone or anything. The pipe also employed multiple options for gripping and was equipped with a detachable elbow. The pipe in question was also wrapped in black electrical tape obviously for the suppression of victim noise and bruises. Congressman Libtard said today in an MSNBC (Mainly Silly News Because we Can) interview that all pipes are banned by law effectively immediately. Efforts are already underway to coordinate the removal of nation wide sewer, water, gas, and oil systems. In addition, citizens are reminded that all pipes must be turned in to the local police station of face stiff penalties. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson staged a sit in at the Capitol building protesting the obvious profiling of black pipes. In other news the stock price for makers of PVC soared.

[Obviously posted in good fun and poking at the obvious jokes that will no doubt abound from this spectacle.]