Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

Re: Supernatural zombies, note: supernatural zombies are absolutely allergic to salt, particularly salt blessed by a priest. Pack your hollow points with a paste made from holy water and salt. Any hit will cause your non chemically induced zombie to burst into flames. Old Haitian Solution.

Good ol' Page county, you NOVA guys and SE guys don't know what you're missing out here, gotta love the Shenandoah Valley, whole different world. Just drive west 'til ya hear banjo music LOL.

If he's the second coming, what a let down!

Any good print shop should be able to laminate for you in 10 minutes for under five bucks.

One gun a month is a crock, and nothing stops NYC criminals or any other crook from getting a gun. A gun can be built out of PVC pipe, duct tape, match heads and a rock. Bloomberg sent out his Private Eye snakes to buy guns at VA shows. Somebody should have sworn out a warrant on Bloomberg for crimi...

Judge: "Why did you shoot the assailant 12 times?"
Witness: "I only had one magazine, your Honor."

Has anybody ever seen a worn out Ruger? Sometimes they're loose, rattle like marbles in a can, but they always go off. I have a P85, it's heavy as a boat anchor but put FMJ in it and I've never had a FTF or FTE. Kind of hard to miss with 15 rounds in the mag.

I think I heard this here, a Texas Ranger always carried his 1911 cocked and locked. A civilian noticed the fully cocked hammer on the Rangers' sidearm and asked. "Isn't that dangerous?" to which the Ranger replied "I wouldn't carry the damn thing if it wasn't dangerous." Carryin...

Put down the knife, step away from the guinea pig.

Thank God we've got a Sheriff and Pd and don't have to....it's not the freaks you know that get you, it's the ones without the dead animals on their heads, hence CHP 'cuz the world is full of possibilities.

You are gonna LOVE that revolver, if you don't already.

The speech from pulp fiction, the boondocks saints prayer, uh, and I"m armed, go away.

Well, that's one BK that won't be tolerating my presence, kudos to PWCPD.

In Helltown, Va, he's one of the lightweights, Front Royal has a long and bloody history, Custer hung some of Mosbys guerillas here, the place has calmed down somewhat. The best and the worst seem to pass through River City. The problem with the religious paraphenalia is some of these guys make up s...

Dip the bucket in the outhouse and go for it

This guy lives 6 blocks up the street from me. He's out on bond. I swapped the .38 spec Diamond Back I carry for my Judge, no better yet, the 1911. This guy ain't funny, he thinks God told him to do this. He's got a bunch of friends associated with him, he's their guru, leader. Religious and neo Sat...

Oakridgestars, that's the most cogent and profound thing I've read in a while. The antis won't be satisfied, ever. I'm keeping my guns if I have to pack 'em in kitty litter and hide 'em in the woods.

It all ties into Stereotyping: Of course they're sporting rifles, when you go to the range, you're 'sportin' an AR! It's not just the guns that are being demonized; it's the stereotyping of the caucasian male. Seen the Broadhead Security/ADT ads on TV? Caucasian Males are angry and dangerous!! If yo...

Gotta love a small town, Hey Barney, kin I hev a CHP? Sure, Bubba, wanna go get it after lunch? I feel bad for you guys in the urban areas, a CHP could be done like a VCheck, got the class certificate? Key it in and get your CHP in an hour.

Five days from application, very small town, Clerk of Court is an in law. Exceptional circumstance.