Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

[KaosDad]

Well, given the fact that there are some of us that need to look, and perhaps some that want to look, wahy say you? Just a subforum to post a sanitized resume for other members (and only members - no bots) to peruse.

[TheGodfather]

Will shoot for food.

[zephyp]

Take your pick from any of the ones below...#6 and 7 are pretty good ones...

1. 'I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.'
2. 'I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.'
3. 'I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.'
4. 'Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.'
5. 'Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.'
6. 'Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.'
7. 'It's best for employers that I not work with people.'
8. 'Let's meet , so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience.'
9. 'You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.'
10. 'Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.'
11. 'I was working for my mom until she decided to move.'
12. 'Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.'
13. 'I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.'
14 'I am loyal to my employer at all costs....Please feel free to respond to my résumé on my office voice mail.'
15. 'I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing. '
16. 'My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.'

[OakRidgeStars]

Items 2 & 5 have to be from the same resume

[zephyp]

Items 2 & 5 have to be from the same resume

Jay, you are so bad...

[OakRidgeStars]

Now that all the funnies are out of the way, why not create a Jobs section under Marketplace?. If we can sell boats and motorcycle trailers, we should be able to sell people.

OK, that didn't sound right... but you know what I mean.

[zephyp]

Good idea Jay. I'm not a big fan though of posting resumes - sanitized or not...TMI and its easy enough for a slick person to find out plenty merely by googling what we post anyway...