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Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

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Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby OakRidgeStars » Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:07:36

This is probably redundant, given the membership here, but I thought it would be nice to hear you post about which number on the list you invented. I invented #2 on the list. Heck, I already have the size 14 work boots.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/28/the-r ... paredness/

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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby dorminWS » Wed, 22 Feb 2012 10:33:10

HMMPH! That guy may be a redneck wannabe, but he obviously ain't no redneck.
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Postby Taggure » Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:00:34

I think that it is ment as a bit of humor, but he does have a point or two about the vehicles and the boats. My bass boat has sat in the back yard ever since I got the pontoon almost 4 years ago. It is getting moved in April though as my Dad say he wants it to crappie fish with (it happens to have a Johnson 100 2-stroke on it as well). As far as the Guns and ammo I think that we all are guilty of that here. Yes I have 2 dogs one a Shepard and Husky mix and the other a Golden retriever mix and they are very protective of the house and yard. My Minivan has needed a new transmission for over a year now and has sat in the driveway waiting. I have a Dodge Dakota 4x4 and a Ford F150 4x4 as well as the wifes car. I hunt and fish to put meat in the freezer and generaly enjoy the outdoors. I have been known to kill tree rats and fluffy bunnies for my supper.

Does this all make me a Redneck I would not have thought so, but who knows?
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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby SHMIV » Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:55:38

"Redneck", I have discovered, is a relative term. Ask any Massachusetts attorney, and he'd probably classify me as a redneck. Shoot, I own and carry guns, I live in a beat up old motor home, I have an aversion to shaving, and my girlfriend drives an 18-wheeler. Also, I typically speak with a southern drawl.

On the other hand, most country boys will tell you that I'm a city boy.

I reckon that they're both partly right.
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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby Reverenddel » Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:53:52

I need a truck. I've got the funds, I'm searching Craigslist, and the papers, but i have a particular want... Soooo Searching i go.


Plus? My Jewish Ethnicity has me hesitant to pull the trigger on the funds... It's nice, having the funds, for rain and such (Said in "Fiddler on the Roof" voice)


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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby allingeneral » Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:05:43

SHMIV wrote:"Redneck", I have discovered, is a relative term. Ask any Massachusetts attorney, and he'd probably classify me as a redneck. Shoot, I own and carry guns, I live in a beat up old motor home, I have an aversion to shaving, and my girlfriend drives an 18-wheeler. Also, I typically speak with a southern drawl.

On the other hand, most country boys will tell you that I'm a city boy.

I reckon that they're both partly right.


Whether you're a *true* redneck or not - those are some pretty impressive qualifications! :clap:
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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby SHMIV » Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:16:39

allingeneral wrote:
Whether you're a *true* redneck or not - those are some pretty impressive qualifications! :clap:



I spent 3 months with my camper parked in Wal-Mart's parking lot. I wanted, so very badly, to sit out side my door with my feet in a kiddy pool and a cold beer in my hand. Probably could have made the People of Wal-Mart website, lol.
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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby OakRidgeStars » Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:07:04

SHMIV wrote:I spent 3 months with my camper parked in Wal-Mart's parking lot. I wanted, so very badly, to sit out side my door with my feet in a kiddy pool and a cold beer in my hand. Probably could have made the People of Wal-Mart website, lol.


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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby SHMIV » Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:20:02

Lol, ORS...

Sorry, I'm not the Holy Roller. But, I would definitely go hang out with him. I imagine that the theological discussion would be most interesting. While traveling with the carnival, I worked with a couple of Holy Rollers in an old school bus. They were probably the only people there who were nicer and more polite than me.
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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby meak99 » Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:53:46

"Chew is important because it counts towards your daily supply of vegetables."

I've been telling my wife this for a while now, she doesn't buy it.

Compared to most of my co-workers I am a huge redneck, and I don't even own a pickup.


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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby XSNOWMANx » Sat, 25 Feb 2012 19:00:43

I agree that rednecks are very handy in emergency situations but this was more redneck stereotype than anything else in my opinion. Still funny however...


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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby Reverenddel » Wed, 29 Feb 2012 10:56:30

(shrugs) I'm a redneck, raised by a hillbilly, and po'folk from RIC proper.

I have no aires, I have no ego about it, I'm zen about it.

I am redneck, no more, no less.


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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby kzchopper » Sun, 04 Mar 2012 23:23:26

:whistle: AND I thought I was the only ex-carney without a rap sheet! But I'm a good 0l' boy not a "redneck".
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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby SHMIV » Mon, 05 Mar 2012 00:05:24

kzchopper wrote:
:whistle: AND I thought I was the only ex-carney without a rap sheet! But I'm a good 0l' boy not a "redneck".



Lol, yeah... not many carnies with clean records, are there?
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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby mamabearCali » Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:42:22

Hmm well my brother runs his FIL's carney amusement park and he has no record. Sadly he is trapped in the peoples republic of Kalifornia.
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Re: Redneck Guide to Emergency Prepardness

Postby dorminWS » Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:54:51

meak99 wrote:"Chew is important because it counts towards your daily supply of vegetables."

I've been telling my wife this for a while now, she doesn't buy it.

Compared to most of my co-workers I am a huge redneck, and I don't even own a pickup.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Chewing tobacco - that should have come up long since in any informed discussion of rednecks, I reckon.

I know whereof you speak. SWMBO's been fussin' about my chewing for as long as we've been married. But I don't do it at home or at work - just while huntin', fishin', golfing, shooting, and driving. I just about can't drive without a chaw.

And an old huntin' buddy once told me a good chaw of terbakky is a handy thing sometimes:
- It's a good excuse to go outside if you're of a mind to,
- you can break a dog of dang near anything if you spit down its throat just ONE time,
- You can bite down hard and/or it's handy to spit on the ground if you're trying not to cuss,
- And last but not least, there ain't a state cop on the top side of this earth that will smell your breath OR smack your face if'n you got a big nasty chaw in your mouth.

Redneck? ME? I'm just a good ole boy, too.

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Four extry jaw teeth and a ...uhh... guess I better not finish that little ditty.
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