In one of the final battles of the war that George W. Bush started, The Brilliant field commander Barrack "barry Soreto" Hussien Obama has pulled off an amazing feat . The battle that WILL BE HELD in Kandahar, an important trading center , in southern Afghanistan sometime in June of this year. High ranking officials in the administration agree that this tactic of giving the enemy 2 or 3 MONTHS PRIOR NOTICE is unorthodox but they quickly point out that "As one of the final battles before we pull out the troops and go home, we want to show the American people, and more importantly our base of leftwing kooks, that there are no more terrorists in afghanistan and we can go home ."
When asked what makes President Obama think this strategy will work, the aide added " Mr.Obama has been a community organizer for most of his adult life, its really the only thing he's good at , and he knows how to manipulate great numbers of people to do his will, when he says WE are coming to Kandahar in june with all our forces....what he is really saying is we better not find any of you terrorists when we get there. We are going to show the WORLD that our mission in this war, started by George W.Bush is over, and WE (The obama administration) won it our way. We believe this military tactic of telegraphing our intentions so far ahead, that the enemy simply walks away, will go down in history, and HOPEfully Obama will get the credit he deserves."

























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