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A Place To Tell Jokes

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Re: A Place To Tell Jokes

Postby navvet » Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:35:10

my first joke. I hope I tell it right... here goes....
Obama.

I hope it was told corectly


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Re: A Place To Tell Jokes

Postby OakRidgeStars » Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:59:36

navvet wrote:my first joke. I hope I tell it right... here goes....
Obama.

I hope it was told corectly


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Re: A Place To Tell Jokes

Postby smc331 » Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:03:23

navvet wrote:my first joke. I hope I tell it right... here goes....
Obama.

I hope it was told corectly


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Re: A Place To Tell Jokes

Postby GS78 » Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:57:20

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."
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