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This should be a good one.



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Where's the Obama2012 sticker?

Our next EPA or DHS Director?

Local charlatans chapter "queen". Maybe a slight bit bipolar-ism.

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Why did you post a picture of my car?

Namaste and may the Goddess bless you!

Hey! I'm a witch and I love guns! My truck doesn't look like this though and never will

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Matter of fact, all the witches I know are rather conservative and have no problem when I carry my G19 around on my utilikilt at gatherings

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YoungGunVA wrote:Matter of fact, all the witches I know are rather conservative and have no problem when I carry my G19 around on my utilikilt at gatherings

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Ah, but do you carry it skyclad? Thats the way to get attention while drawing down the moon.

I must say I've never gone skyclad anywhere other than my own abode. The closest Ill get is a utilikilt and hiking shoes. That brings me plenty of attention from both god and goddess as well as all the Muggles we sometimes share a camp ground with

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Describe the driver, eh?

She's a witch! She's a witch! She turned me into a newt!

Overweight, and probably middle-aged, woman. Relatively unattractive. Loud mouthed and rather obnoxious, if you were to engage in her in conversation. Otherwise, normally fairly quiet. May attempt to force her enlightenment upon others when engaged. Given the abortion stickers, and the voting sticker, probably a liberal.

OK, I was a newt, but got better.


And the license plate is wrong, it should be from Maryland.

She got that Volvo used from a witch..... The witch got it from a liberal.... She doesn't know how to take the stickers off.

Awwww...yall beat me to the monte-python.

It's not too late to mention the ducks, MamaBear, lol.

BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

I dated a young lady once that, while I was driving her home, told me she was a witch.
I said, "Ya? Prove it."
She leaned near to me, whispered some magic words into my ear, and I turned into a motel.

"She leaned near to me, whispered some magic words into my ear, and I turned into a motel."

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! DEAR GAWD THAT IS FUNNY!

if it wasn't for the license plate I would swear it was Babs Mikulski...

She's a looker

Soooo "table cloth" is the new "black"?