Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

No words...should have sent... a comedian.

High Larious! I am curious to learn WTF he was doing taking a shower during a home invasion/burglary? As an answer is not likely forthcoming, I'm just assume drug use. I mean the really good (read bad) kind!

Can you imagine being the dispatcher on the other end of the call?
It's almost as good as needing a bambalance LOL

How the 2 German Sheppards did not get fed I will never understand. Yes I would have broke down my own bathroom door and told the dogs that it was happy time meal time and maybe shot what was left.
Bill

davasmith wrote:Can you imagine being the dispatcher on the other end of the call?

Chapek: "I broke into the house, the owner had come home, and that I am concerned the owner might have a gun."
Dispatcher: "What? {rustling paper} Hello? I'm sorry sir, we seem to have a bad connection. Hello? Is anybody there? Hello?" {click}

Not one but two German Shepards and numbnuts number 1 is afraid of a gun?? I think I'd rather get shot than mauled.

SgtBill wrote:How the 2 German Sheppards did not get fed I will never understand. Yes I would have broke down my own bathroom door and told the dogs that it was happy time meal time and maybe shot what was left.
Bill

Yup and I would have sworn up and down that the damn dogs got out of control, broke down the door and the guy then went crazy and attacked me and the dogs...

Nah, I'd like to go one better. Pull him out of the shower, zip tie his hands behind his back, leave him naked, secure him to a steel folding chair, and then have the wife come in and joke his little wiener. Lets just say it's been proven as a rather effective "interrogation" tactic that will hopefully scar him for life. And unless you're stupid enough to videotape it, the only thing that can be proven is you secured him to a chair, awaiting the police, in the same condition you found him.

BETTER IDEA! While he's in the shower?

...flush every toilet in the house.

"I have no idea how he was scalded to death officer."

Even better idea...while he is in the shower, toss a running hairdryer in with him!

Some people IDIOT

Yarddawg wrote:Even better idea...while he is in the shower, toss a running hairdryer in with him!

Unless you have an older house, most now have ground fault indicator/interrupter (depends on who you ask) (GFI) circuits which should detect short and trip long before he would be harmed.

Yes Garrett, you are correct. With almost 30 years in the electrical industry, I know better too!

Gee guys whats with all the elaborate torture schemes? just shoot the guy, dump his body in some DEEP lake, and go back to work the next day.

jim100 wrote:Gee guys whats with all the elaborate torture schemes? just shoot the guy, dump his body in some DEEP lake, and go back to work the next day.

Where's the fun in that?? I wonder if I was to hurt my back while dumping the body if I could sue his estate?