Did you hear the one about the Scott having a beer at a tavern in cuba?
A young man enters with a large black mustache and in fatigues and orders a rum. The bartender delivers his libation the customer downs the rum, and as the man walks out asks about payment. The man turns and says "Castro's freedom fighters". The Bartender says very well and the man leaves.
The Scott enjoys a few more sips of his brew and another man similarly endowed with a long black mustache strides in and orders "a rum please". Again the bartender delivers, the man turns and exits and the bartender asks "hey where's my money?" Once again the mostached paramilitary looking man states "Castro's freedom fighters". The bartender shruggs and the man leaves.
The Scott stands and kills his beer, slams his fist on the bar and says "whiskey if you please". He throws back the drink with a flourish and spins on his heels to walk out. The bartender shouts; "hey you forgot to pay for your drinks!" to which the Scott replies "Castro's freedom fighters".
The bartenders eyes thin as he says; "you're not a freedom fighter of El Hefe!"
The Scott lifts his kilt and relpies;
and runs out of the bar.
There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'
-C. S. Lewis