Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

If you’re planning on getting married, don’t wait too long!

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol and antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our bridal registry."

Why would someone go and do something silly like get married!?!?

Reminds me of a different story along the same lines involving a pharmacy and octogenarian newlyweds:

Grandpa walks into the pharmacy and asks to look at the condoms.
Pharmacist asks him how old he is. Gramps replies he is 87.
Pharmacist asks him what he needs with condoms; to which Gramps replies he is getting married.
Pharmacist asks how old the bride is; to which Gramps replies she is 86.
Pharmacist scatches his head and asks, "Are you afraid you'll get her pregnant?
Gramps replies, "No, but I've got arthritis, and the doctor told me not to get it wet."

Don't get it wet! damn two in a row dorm, good ones.