by TenchCoxe » Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:05:58
My childhood ended pretty much just before the first big "Super Soakers" were coming out. When I was a kid, we called them "squirt guns," and they were exactly that - cheap, injection-molded plastic things that looked exactly like miniature semi-auto pistols - replete with slide catch, mag release button, etc. Except that they were translucent or transparent plastic, in bright colors.
I also had cap guns - do they even make those anymore? Probably not - too dangerous and war-like. I used to take a whole roll of caps and smash it with a hammer on the concrete basement floor to make a bigger bang. Then I would take a big whiff of the burned explosive and paper.
Last year for Christmas, my wife bought two big Nerf guns, sorta similar to the one shown above. One for my younger daughter, and one for ME. Ours are pump-action, with a detachable drum magazine. They hold 30 of those foam darts. And they go surprisingly far and are surprisingly accurate. We've had a blast with them. We're always finding darts behind and under furniture. Now they have an automatic model, apparently, and my daughter wants one of those. We'll have to buy a few bags of darts - they sell them in bags of 100.
I want to go buy some of these just to annoy the GFWs.*
* Gun-fearing wussies (tm Kim DuToit)
"[The swords of the militia], and every terrible implement of the soldier, are the birthright of an American."